{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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