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Soul Meeting is the sixth album by saxophonist King Curtis and was released on the Prestige label in 1960 as 7222 and PRLP 7222. It features performances by Curtis, Nat Adderley, Wynton Kelly, Sam Jones, Paul Chambers, Belton Evans, and Oliver Jackson.
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