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Vladimir Herzog Award is a Brazilian award for journalists who excel in the coverage of human rights issues in the national press. It was created in 1979 by the Journalists Sindicate of São Paulo.
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In human genetics, a human mitochondrial DNA haplogroup is a haplogroup defined by differences in human mitochondrial DNA. Haplogroups are used to represent the major branch points on the mitochondrial phylogenetic tree. Understanding the evolutionary path of the female lineage has helped population geneticists trace the matrilineal inheritance of modern humans back to human origins in Africa and the subsequent spread around the globe.
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