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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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